All attempts at reaching fellow Press Pimp have failed. The Tea Room is not sure if this is due to apres-Fashion Week letdown, Left Coast syndrome or general malaise. We are, however, sure of one thing: Photo of Christy Turlington (and D.W's rival for I.M's affection) will get his attention. If contact from I.M. is not made within 24 hours, we will have no choice but to post a photo of the Ugly Girl From Oregon (which sucks because we forget her real name and she hasn't walked down a runway in five years, thus making it an impossible photo to find). Third and final attempt will include making Barbra Streisand's "Papa Can You Hear Me?" the theme song for The Media Whore's Tea Room.
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
1 comment:
I can hear you mama!! Don't let Christy make you jealous. You are my number one gal!!! Don't call Oregon gal!!
Love, papa
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