Jailed Jacob the Jeweler

The Tea Room has learned that Jacob the Jeweler will don prison-orange for up to 46 months for obstruction of justice related to a $270 million money laundering scheme. Dare to join Sean Combs, Jay-Z, David Beckham and Mariah Carey for a candle light vigil in Central Park tomorrow.

Does Britney Smell?

So-so response to new Britney Spears Frangrance caused Elizabeth Arden shares to fall.

Britney shouldn't feel so bad; the Mariah Carey fragrance was doing poorly too.

The decrease in popularity, the firm wrote, is "signaling that this family of celebrity fragrances, which we believe represents about 10% of total sales for Arden, may have peaked."

Translated - these crazy bitches need to be stopped!

p.s. THE TEA ROOM WOULD LOVE TO HELP BRITNEY OUT OF HER SLUMP... CALL US!!!!

So Close, And Yet So Far...

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Here's Mariah out for an evening in New York. When you look at the top half of the photo, you think, 'Who is that fabulous Media Whore?' Hair is loose and flowing, Dior sunglassess are movie-star glam, ta-tas are half exposed and the jacket is super hot. But then you look below the waist and you think, 'Jeez, it's Mariah Carey!' The spandex gives it away.

Why do this to yourself Mariah? Why do you have such a self-destructive nature? Is it too hard to have your assistant pull out a nice pair of Habituals or even a simple Chloe mini? Please get your bottom half out of Mott Haven ...