photo credits: Giuseppe Cacace/Getty Images/Getty Images/Giuseppe CacaceAs a good friend of the Tea Room once said so elequently, these ladies couldn't get laid in a whorehouse!
The pink Max Mara saran wrap has about as much sex appeal as Britney Spears' limo-departing crotch shot;
Apparently Roberto Cavalli's purple frock with matching purse is creating a frenzy among under-five 'Eloise' readers;
Prada, in emerald & channeling 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves,' is hoping it can create the UGLIEST ensembles on the planet so people will focus only on their shoes ...
& Fendi (at bottom) JUST WENT POSTAL!
Media Whores, if you DON'T want to be photographed, you will do well with these looks. Though, by definition, that would cause you to relinquish your title as Media Whore. Not much of a dilemma, is it?
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