U-G-L-Y You Ain't Got No Alibi You're Ugly!

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London, can you hear us? Probably not because we are speechless. Please study this look because it is completely anti-Media Whore. From the tip of her expressionless dead head, down the torso of her ugly shift, down further to the ace bandage on her leg & ending at her bare feet, we are so confused with the message here. Where is the sluttiness? The in-your-face glamour? Are you too cool Osman Yousefzada to make chicks pretty? The Tea Room would rather make like Muslims and dress in long black dresses and burkas than be caught in this ode to an asylum.