Cavalli H&M Launch in New York City

Roberto Cavalli, model Jessica Stam and around 250 people (some in line since 7:00 PM the night before) ended up in the H&M New York flagship on Fifth Avenue. The womenswear collection vanished within 15 minutes.

An evening dress from the collection, priced at $437.60, is H&M's most expensive outfit ever.

The last 2 of 12 Days of Christmas. Two Cavalli gowns and a 2005 black Mercedes SL-Class!

We'll be back with the rest of this Christmas carol very soon...

Roberto Cavalli confirms J.Lo's Pregnancy

Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has confirmed the (umm) rumors of Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy. The designer created the costumes for her current concert tour and said, "It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger... At this moment Jennifer Lopez is requesting something very special because she is waiting for the baby".

The Tea Room is knitting bootie-warmers; not to be confused with booties.

WHAT WAS NOT...

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As a good friend of the Tea Room once said so elequently, these ladies couldn't get laid in a whorehouse!

The pink Max Mara saran wrap has about as much sex appeal as Britney Spears' limo-departing crotch shot;

Apparently Roberto Cavalli's purple frock with matching purse is creating a frenzy among under-five 'Eloise' readers;

Prada, in emerald & channeling 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves,' is hoping it can create the UGLIEST ensembles on the planet so people will focus only on their shoes ...

& Fendi (at bottom) JUST WENT POSTAL!

Media Whores, if you DON'T want to be photographed, you will do well with these looks. Though, by definition, that would cause you to relinquish your title as Media Whore. Not much of a dilemma, is it?