Hellllp!!! It's 1991!

After being replaced 20 years ago, Claudia Schiffer will return as the face of Chanel. Seems there are no Supermodels under 35 that can fill the void.

The Bridget Bardot look-alike held her original position for five years until 1996. The Tea Room wonders if Claudia has regained her youthful deweyness by partaking in Swiss lamb-cell injections made popular by Eleanor Lambert and Ivana Trump.

SWAROVSKI FASHION ROCKS

London's Swarovski Fashion Rocks charity had Media Whore Kate Moss wore a 1920s beaded dress with 20,000 Swarovski crystals, a copy of what she wore on her first date with Johnny Depp in 1994 and to be auctioned on eBay tp benefit The Prince's Trust.


Sparkle and see through for our favorite MeHos! Uma Thurman wore an almost see-through black lace dress by Valentino, Claudia Schiffer in a sheer black blouse, Naomi Campbell in a sheer Dolce & Gabbana and Lily Allen in a sheer blue Chanel.

Karne sparkle is obviously in on the trend as Alicia Keys and Lady Helen Taylor both wore beaded Armani, and Whitney Houston put down her crack pipe for a white beaded Valentino.