Up Your Slut Factor WINNERS of the Day

Halle Berry at the "Things We Lost In The Fire" premier in London

Hooray for Halle's Golden Globes! Yes, pregnant Media Whores.... the ONLY thing you have working for you during your nine months of expansion are your ta-tas. Take a page from Halle and Up Your Slut Factor until you're so huge you can't leave the house.
Heather Graham at the Heroes Environmental Awards in London

If ever an award could be given out to a Media Whore who translated on-screen costumes to real life dressing, Heather would win it. Does this not have "Boogie Nights" written all over it? The Tea Room loves!
Jessica Simpson at the Frederick's of Hollywood Spring Fashion Show

If you're happy and you know it shorten your skirt... If you're happy and you know it shorten your skirt.... If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it shorten your skirt.

Overheard in L.A.

David Duchovny talking to Unknown Media Whore at the afterparty for "Things We Lost in the Fire" in L.A.

DAVID: "Paula, it's been so long!"

UKNOWN M.W.: "Why are you calling me Paula?"

DAVID: "Because that's your name. Though I have to tell ya honey, you're looking a little round in the middle."

UNKNOWN M.W.: "I'm pregnant, you idiot."

DAVID: "Oh, wow! Who's the lucky American Idol contestant who can now put 'daddy' on his resume?"

UKNOWN M.W.: "I don't know who he is, but unlike you, I would guarantee that he knows I'm Halle Berry."

DAVID: "You're cute. I was just fucking with you."

Media Whore Quote of the Day

From People.com: "Fashion is on my side, so I think I can work it out in normal clothes until the eight or ninth month, then I might have to break down and do maternity." HALLE BERRY

Halle Berry has been admired by the Whorehouse since we dressed her in Fernando Sanchez back in the 90s.