Fright Night

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The leader of the free (fashion) world dresses like this. It's hard to believe but it's true. Here's Donatella Versace showing up to the New York Times Style party for Milan Fashion Week. It is wayyy to easy for the Tea Room to be judgemental here. So instead, we will try to be positive, look on the bright side, etc.

1. It's amazing how her spray tan glows in the dark of the eve, isn't it? It shows off her over-peroxided hair brilliantly, and reinforces the notion that even if you look like you're over 60, you should avoid the real sun in hopes of one day looking 30.
2. Black is the new black, so why not use the staple of all black clothing items - black spandex? Pair it with a waist-cinching leather tank and voila - Milan never thought black could be so daring. Good choice Donatella.
3. Why smile when you've had so much tragedy in life? From the death of her beloved brother, to the anorexic dramas of her daughter, life has been no picnic for La D. Look on face demonstrates that perfectly.
4. Speaking of smiles, Donatella's lips have been plumped to such lusciousness that rumor has it Lisa Rinna is jealous. Wow Donatella, Lisa Rinna is jealous! We thought there was no way the self-loving "Dancing With the Stars" contestant could ever look away from the mirror long enough to pine for even bigger kissers. Way to go!