Pig Face + Boob Job + Anorexia = Viable Media Whore

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So Victoria Beckham tells Ellen Degeneres she doesn't exercise.

"I don't [work out] because I can't get my head around what to wear at the gym. I don't do anything. I'm running around after three kids and they play soccer. They just . . . throw footballs at me and I just stand from left to right and that kind of keeps me fit."

Yet another reason to love her. Smack!