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While backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show, Paris Hilton was up to her usual pre-jail Media Whore tricks. First she threw a little fit, stealing a dress to be worn by another model. Moments later, in tramped Naomi Campbell who did the same EXACT thing to Paris, leaving La Hilton naked.

Fortunately, her birthday suit is her favorite outfit.

More Naomi: Naomi Has Whore Reflections

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Naomi Campbell at the 37th annual scholarship and awards dinner for the Black Retail Action Group:

"It's been a very interesting year. I've learned many lessons, like no more phones. In New York I'm the bad girl, I'm the good girl, I'm a controversial girl, and I've been through so much in this city. I'm a recovering addict and alcoholic, of which I'm not ashamed."

Media Whores are NEVER ashamed.

Diplomatic Immunity

Naomi Campbell waves to photographers after meeting with Oil Whore/President Hugo Chavez.

The Tea Room thinks that Naomi's perfectly slutty ensemble will get her further than any Bush Administratioin official!

Naomi: "I am so much prettier than all of these bloody bitches."

M.I.A.s No More: Media Whore Supermodels from 80s and 90s Found on Louis Vuitton Runway...

They're back! Stephanie Seymour, Eva Herzigova, Nadja Auermann, Naomi Campbell and Carmen Cass opened the Louis Vuitton show today in plastic nurses uniforms. Though we're glad to see them back as working girls, holy shit do they look grotesque!

Plastic nurse uniforms with muzzles? This is what happens to models when they're over 30.

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On To London Fashion Week

Not ... Not ... Not ... Hot! Elle Macpherson knows her stuff. We have to do a little fact-checking but the Tea Room is 99% sure that Elle is 43 years old. Wow! She has the checklist down cold: She looks a little slutty - jazzing up her fugly Burberry Fashion for Relief T-shirt with the sexy black waffle underneath; her hair looks incredible AND she still flashes that million dollar smile. Jodie Kidd, Naomi Campbell and Yasmin Le Bon just look washed up.