Here Comes The Bride

Wow, we didn't see this coming.. Looks like there's a wedding scene in "Sex in the City: The Movie."

Now, in the Tea Room's fantasy "Sex and the City" wedding Carrie is wearing the DSquared trapeze dress with crystal embellishments that came down the runway in Milan.

Dare to dream.

The reality, as scene in photo above, is that wardrobe has dipped into, yes, its THIRD role of disgarded Rachel Atwell for Shabby Chic fabric. They've used so much of the magic fabric that they have erased Sarah Jessica's ample breasts, making her look ... what is that anti-Media Whore word? Oh yes ... frumpy. We feel dirty just saying that word in the Tea Room.

Must quickly make like a slut and remove a piece of clothing.

Meanwhile, Back in New York...

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It's official: The "Sex and the City: The Movie" wardrobe crew has tapped into their second bolt of disgarded Rachel Atwell for Shabby Chic fabric. The feeling of wearing such a hideous, un-MediaWhoreworthy ensemble has really helped Sarah Jessica tap into the dejected emotions needed for this scene, thus illustrating Method acting in its highest form.

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Here comes Rachel Atwell's disgarded Shabby Chic fabric! Looks like Asprey hit the paylode when Rachel started closing her home furnishing stores and unloaded her chintz for pennies. What the heck is this? The poor model actually looks PISSED. We would be too if we spent an entire month starving for Fashion Week only to be shoved into a frock that would be loose on Rosie O'Donnell. The Tea Room will pay cold hard cash to anyone who can find an actual living buyer who thinks this silhouette has a chance in hell of becoming a retail hit.