Not ... Not ... Not ... Hot! Elle Macpherson knows her stuff. We have to do a little fact-checking but the Tea Room is 99% sure that Elle is 43 years old. Wow! She has the checklist down cold: She looks a little slutty - jazzing up her fugly Burberry Fashion for Relief T-shirt with the sexy black waffle underneath; her hair looks incredible AND she still flashes that million dollar smile. Jodie Kidd, Naomi Campbell and Yasmin Le Bon just look washed up.
