Overheard in Paris:

Bar Rafaeli: "I know my butt looks huge, that's why I tied a sweatshirt around my waist."

Naomi: "I am so much prettier than all of these bloody bitches."

M.I.A. Update #1: The Return of the 90s Super Model Is Upon Us

Christian Dior Fall 2007 Haute Couture by John Galliano

Now this is showing the old gals a little more respect, don't you think?

Here are Linda Evangelista, Shalom Harlow, Helena Christensen, Amber Valletta and Karen Mulder dressed like high class Whores from yesteryear.

Who better to model Whore style than Media Whore models of yesteryear?

Witness the "unexplained" return of the Glamazon.

Drag Queen Couture

images by ANG via Fame Pictures

Here's Media Whore extraordinaire Victoria Beckham doing a photo shoot in Paris yesterday. Vicki perfectly illustrates three top Media Whore mantras, as follows:

1. Dress like a whore when in front of cameras.
2. Starve yourself to impossible thinness.
3. No matter how ugly you are, you will always attract attention away from your ugliness if you glob on makeup.

Unfortunately, the one mantra that Victoria has yet to master is the SMILE.

Vicki's absolute refusal to smile is the reason that most of the world views her as a freakish snob. Someone needs to spike her green tea with happy pills!