Seven Nights of Rock, Now Baby, Seven Nights of Roll: S.P.C.A. Event Shakes Up the Home Field

You had to see it to believe: Michael Israel waving to guests after literally throwing paint at a canvas and voila... look what appeared in 6 minutes & was auctioned off for $35,000. There are some happy dogs in Jersey this morning!
step aside tall chick...

photos: D.W.

Guess who showed up to the Monmouth County S.P.C.A. party at Max Weinberg's (drummer for the E Street Band, Conan O'Brien) last night?

Though there was inside info. that B.S. would appear at the end of the nite, the pathetically jaded Tea Room thought FOR SURE that he would be spending the weekend in lockdown to rest up for a week of performances at MSG (which we will take in on Thursday night).

The Tea Room was thrilled to be wrong!

After a night of martini & tequila bars & yes, an ICE LUGE inscribed with the "Kick Up Your Paws" theme (Fat E would have been proud), the small crowd got bids rolling on incredible performace art by Michael Israel.

The night could have ended there, and everyone would have been happy.

But then HE came out. B.S. shook his ass with all the finesse and love of a true "attention whore," as he described himself on 60 Minutes last week ... and a very happy Press Pimp stood just feet away, camera in hand, to bring you the photos above; his version of 'Seven Nights of Rock' still echoing in her head...

ASSUME THE POSITION

A reclusive Press Pimp works the Luge at the Fat Angels party.

Tea Room Friend Earns A+ Hostess Badge at Fat Angel Party

Super-stunner Elise Pritchard, known affectionately by friends and fans as "Fat E" explained to the media after her Fat Angels Jersey Shore event why her parties are so successful.

"Alcohol," she told D.W.. "A party just can't be successful unless you have an overflow of liquor."

Guests are still marveling at the large-scale Ice Luge that she had crafted for the debaucherous occasion.

Behind the scenes Fat E worked her magic. She single-handedly headed off a catastrophe when workers arrived with two gargantuan frozen magarita machines which, when plugged in, failed to work.

Ever the intrepid hostess, Fat E instructed an army of bartenders to head to the liquor store and double up on hard alcohol, which already was in abundance hours before 300 guests were scheduled to arrive. Vodka, scotch & tequilla were successfully sent flowing down the canals of the luge for the entire evening, leaving event-goers perfectly smashed.

The Tea Room loves Fat E!