Media Whore of the Week

The Tea Room Loves Kim Kardashian. Here she is celebrating her 27th Birthday in L.A.

Who better to illustrate Whore style? From her long, flowing hair (though a bit on the dark side, we love the nod to Cher & Elvira) to her large, busting-out-of-her-tacky-dress breasts, we give her an A++ for whoring her appearance to boost her stardom. Kim is a perfect example of the most important Media Whore principle: Up Your Slut Factor.

Andrew Borrok Wins Media Whore of The Week Award!

Thanks to first-rate Press Pimp Norah Lawlor, Andrew I’m-so-rich-I-Need-To-Be-Famous Borrok wins the very first Media Whore of The Week Award! Andrew’s latest hit was when The New York Post called him “The Jay Gatsby-ish bachelor – who made a fortune in real estate.” The Norah/Andrew Strategy: Throw party after party at Andrew's Hampton’s house, thus ensuring that this tireless Media Whore will be hot enough to make a big splash with a new French restaurant he plans to open downtown.

Speaking of splash, Andrew's most recent house party treated guests to his pool water dyed Barney-purple (look closely at photo above), though it was intended to look like wine in honor of pal Lorraine Bracco’s new label. Some guests actually thought they were at a Crayola test site. But don’t laugh … all of Andrew’s efforts - in the form of huge cash payouts to Norah - have paid off: He’s capped his publicity success with an article in this Sunday’s Styles Section of the New York Times AND has a new Playboy model on his arm!