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Oh boy, Stella McCartney for Adidas you really outdid yourself. Your past few collections have hinted to mild depression; the Tea Room is thinking that daddy Paul's breakup with the Limp Triscuit didn't cheer you up the way we'd been thinking it would. This collection is screaming for you to run to Dr. Shmelkin & up that Prozac prescription. The Tea Room associates Adidas with happy gangsters, not babes who avoid sunlight like the plague & wear their Stella Macartney frocks to the beach only during the cover of night. Notice that even the people who appear to be in the front row are turned away in horror...
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