Yawn...

No shit, really? Talk to us when she gives birth to a baby with two heads and an itty bitty booty.

Roberto Cavalli confirms J.Lo's Pregnancy

Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has confirmed the (umm) rumors of Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy. The designer created the costumes for her current concert tour and said, "It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger... At this moment Jennifer Lopez is requesting something very special because she is waiting for the baby".

The Tea Room is knitting bootie-warmers; not to be confused with booties.

Tummy Trouble: J Lo Gives a 'No Comment' On Her Pregnancy

With photos like these, who needs a comment?

Take it from D.W., if you want to keep your pregancy a secret, make like a bear & hibernate for six months. You may not think we notice, but trust us even your Puerto Rican aroz con pollos is expanding.