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While backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show, Paris Hilton was up to her usual pre-jail Media Whore tricks. First she threw a little fit, stealing a dress to be worn by another model. Moments later, in tramped Naomi Campbell who did the same EXACT thing to Paris, leaving La Hilton naked.

Fortunately, her birthday suit is her favorite outfit.

The World Breathes a Sigh of Relief...

They're back! The Spice Whores took to the stage in Los Angeles yesterday for the 12th Victoria's Secret fashion show, as the start of their world reunion tour since disbanding in 2001. Joining them was model Heidi Klum, who returned to the runway after giving birth to her third child, and husband Seal.

The fashion show airs on CBS on December 4th.

Lipstick = Mega Whoredom

Mega model Media Whore Heidi Klum has launched her first line of make-up for Victoria's Secret.

Called the Heidi Klum Collection for Very Sexy Makeup, Heidi said she created the limited-edition collection so women can achieve her runway and red carpet looks, specifically in time for the Holiday season.

The Tea Room calls this Sex-For-Fantasy Marketing. If you use Heidi's makeup, you too can sashay down the runway in a bra with wings and marry a pop star!

Heidi worked with Media Whore favorite and Victoria's Secret make-up artist Linda Hay on the line.

Spice Girls to Perform at Victoria's Secret Show

The Tea Room fondly remembers when Victoria's Secret was known for its every-other-week-T&A-catalogs with has been models and commends them for their Whorish ways/Upping Their Slut Factor with superbreasts abounding!

Tea Room readers who missed out on tickets to the Spice Girls' reunion tour will be comforted to know that they can see group perform at the Victoria's Secret fashion show next month.

The Victoria's Secret fashion show on November 15 will mark the American TV debut of the Spice Girls' comeback tour.

Taking place at Hollywood's Kodak Theatre, the show will air on CBS.

Last year's performance for Victoria's Secret was given by Justin Timberlake.