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Saturday, September 15, 2007



Andrew Borrok and Mischa Barton

Mischa, did mom give you her old tablecloth as the frock du jour? Boy is that UGLY! We don't care if yellow is the new black, yellow is definitely NOT your color. We hear you can cut up tablecloths into nice dishtowels & sell to Anthropologie...

Andrew Borrok Wins Media Whore of The Week Award!


Thanks to first-rate Press Pimp Norah Lawlor, Andrew I’m-so-rich-I-Need-To-Be-Famous Borrok wins the very first Media Whore of The Week Award! Andrew’s latest hit was when The New York Post called him “The Jay Gatsby-ish bachelor – who made a fortune in real estate.” The Norah/Andrew Strategy: Throw party after party at Andrew's Hampton’s house, thus ensuring that this tireless Media Whore will be hot enough to make a big splash with a new French restaurant he plans to open downtown.

Speaking of splash, Andrew's most recent house party treated guests to his pool water dyed Barney-purple (look closely at photo above), though it was intended to look like wine in honor of pal Lorraine Bracco’s new label. Some guests actually thought they were at a Crayola test site. But don’t laugh … all of Andrew’s efforts - in the form of huge cash payouts to Norah - have paid off: He’s capped his publicity success with an article in this Sunday’s Styles Section of the New York Times AND has a new Playboy model on his arm!