Melrose from "America's Next Top Model" at Fashion Week

photo: John Perez

Wow this flesh-colored smock did nothing for Melrose yet she still got some attention. If she was taking tips from her Media Whore's handbook she would know that she committed three sins here:

1. She didn't look slutty enough
2. Her hair was up in a bun instead of down and flowing
3. Show some teeth when you smile (unless you're British & have shitty teeth, then keep your mouth glued shut, just like Melrose).

Nigel Barker Looking HOT HOT HOT at Fashion Week

photo: John

Ok so he showed up LATE to a new designer show, which was so damned hot his seat was taken. Hearing I.M.'s dolphin cry from the front gates (only discernable by D.W. and a handful of police dogs), two not-so-worthy onlookers were booted from their front row seats to make room for Nigel and his young assistant. Anything for a Media Whore!