You Just Can't Make This Shit Up

Jada got her hands on Will after the premiere of "The Kingdom."

Pimp My Suit

Conversation between Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith before she headed out to "The Kingdom" premiere:

WILL: Baby, I know you gonna really hurt me for sayin' this, but are you wearing that to the premiere?

JPS: (just stares at him)

WILL: Baby, I'm just sayin', it kinda looks like you auditioning for the "Ooompa Loompas In Space" movie.

JPS: Ya think? (wishing she owned a semi-automatic weapon to blow Will's brains out)

WILL: Yeah, I do. Why don't you wear one of those smokin' dresses with the middle cut out that shows off your six pack?

JPS: Why don't you fuck yourself and find someone else to go to the premiere with, cause this Oompa Loompa is goin' alone.

WILL: OK sugar bug.