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Here comes Rachel Atwell's disgarded Shabby Chic fabric! Looks like Asprey hit the paylode when Rachel started closing her home furnishing stores and unloaded her chintz for pennies. What the heck is this? The poor model actually looks PISSED. We would be too if we spent an entire month starving for Fashion Week only to be shoved into a frock that would be loose on Rosie O'Donnell. The Tea Room will pay cold hard cash to anyone who can find an actual living buyer who thinks this silhouette has a chance in hell of becoming a retail hit.