Heads Up Nicolette Sheridan:

Said Kim Cattrall to The UK Times: "I'm scared of surgery because I don't want to look in the mirror and not recognize who's looking back. I don't want to be in a room and to have people turn when I leave and say, 'What happened?'"

Kim, we are so relieved to hear that nothing but Dove Nutrium has ever touched your wrinkle-free 45-year-old face!

Freeze Frame

Dear Doctor,

I know you told me last week that if I got one more Botox injection I would not be able to move my face. I am here to tell you, oh brilliant one, I don't fucking care! Take this photo for example. My face conveys the look of a 25-year-old nymphette on her way to an important premiere (okay I know in reality I'm heading into the opening of the Juicy store in L.A., but blah blah), seemingly oblivious to the fact that there is a camera right next to me. Also, since I always play a bitch on TV I rarely need to smile! You think you're so superior, telling me that my brain could actually freeze if I continue with my monthly shots.

Freeze??

Honey, if I were any hotter you'd need to use sunscreen.

XOXO,
Nicolette