Up Your Slut Factor WINNERS of the Day

Halle Berry at the "Things We Lost In The Fire" premier in London

Hooray for Halle's Golden Globes! Yes, pregnant Media Whores.... the ONLY thing you have working for you during your nine months of expansion are your ta-tas. Take a page from Halle and Up Your Slut Factor until you're so huge you can't leave the house.
Heather Graham at the Heroes Environmental Awards in London

If ever an award could be given out to a Media Whore who translated on-screen costumes to real life dressing, Heather would win it. Does this not have "Boogie Nights" written all over it? The Tea Room loves!
Jessica Simpson at the Frederick's of Hollywood Spring Fashion Show

If you're happy and you know it shorten your skirt... If you're happy and you know it shorten your skirt.... If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it shorten your skirt.

Coming Up For Air

NY Post/Splash News

After looking at all of that British dreg, the Tea Room is relieved to see this couldn't-be-anything-but-American photo of Jessica Simpson during the filming of her new movie "Major Movie Star." In this thoughtful cinematic tour de force, Jessica plays movie star-turned-army-brat Megan Starr. Our hats are off to you Jess. To be able to parlay your own life into a movie where you are the star ... your life is but a dream!