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Why does every on-set shot of the cast of "Sex in the City: The Movie" look like they are being led to a prison camp?

The Tea Room will refrain from making another crack about using Rachel Atwell for Shabby Chic fabric to construct Sarah Jessica's wardrobe for "Sex In the City: The Movie." But c'mon, what's going on here? Where are the Slutty ensembles we loved so much on HBO?

Kudos on the shoes, though. They look very much like the Henry Beguelin hot numbers that we scored (cha-ching!) in August for Spring Fashion Week...

Here Comes The Bride

Wow, we didn't see this coming.. Looks like there's a wedding scene in "Sex in the City: The Movie."

Now, in the Tea Room's fantasy "Sex and the City" wedding Carrie is wearing the DSquared trapeze dress with crystal embellishments that came down the runway in Milan.

Dare to dream.

The reality, as scene in photo above, is that wardrobe has dipped into, yes, its THIRD role of disgarded Rachel Atwell for Shabby Chic fabric. They've used so much of the magic fabric that they have erased Sarah Jessica's ample breasts, making her look ... what is that anti-Media Whore word? Oh yes ... frumpy. We feel dirty just saying that word in the Tea Room.

Must quickly make like a slut and remove a piece of clothing.

Meanwhile, Back in New York...

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It's official: The "Sex and the City: The Movie" wardrobe crew has tapped into their second bolt of disgarded Rachel Atwell for Shabby Chic fabric. The feeling of wearing such a hideous, un-MediaWhoreworthy ensemble has really helped Sarah Jessica tap into the dejected emotions needed for this scene, thus illustrating Method acting in its highest form.

This Doesn't Bode Well For the Movie

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More disgarded Rachel Atwell for Shabby Chic fabric is on the loose! Quick, someone get to the set of "Sex & The City: The Movie" with scissors and start cutting hems and necklines pronto! Where is the sex appeal here? We thought we'd seen the last of the dowdy duds the other day ...

Patricia Field Where Are You?

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis on Park Av. set for "Sex and the City: The Movie"

Yes, the Tea Room will convene to watch this movie when it comes out. The Whoreishness of Carrie and Samantha somehow outweighs the supreme annoyingness of Charlotte and Miranda. Let's hope that the outfit we see on Carrie here is one of the few scenes in which she's not half-naked, for Pat Field's slutty ensembles comprise the only charm that this Media Whore brings to the big and small screen!

Up and Coming Media Whore News Update

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And the latest news from "Sex and the City: The Movie" is that Oscar-winning actress JENNIFER HUDSON is set to join the cast... as Carrie Bradshaw's assistant, according to Variety. She joins SARAH JESSICA PARKER, KIM CATTRALL, KRISTIN DAVIS, CYNTHIA NIXON and Mr Big himself, CHRIS NOTH, who have all pledged their allegiance to the project. The film will take a look at the lives of the four lead characters four years on from the HBO series finale. Shooting is set to begin in New York next Wednesday, so keep an eye out for those behind-the-scenes photos in the gossip columns. We can only begin to imagine the size of the wardrobe department.