M.I.A. Update #1: The Return of the 90s Super Model Is Upon Us

Christian Dior Fall 2007 Haute Couture by John Galliano

Now this is showing the old gals a little more respect, don't you think?

Here are Linda Evangelista, Shalom Harlow, Helena Christensen, Amber Valletta and Karen Mulder dressed like high class Whores from yesteryear.

Who better to model Whore style than Media Whore models of yesteryear?

Witness the "unexplained" return of the Glamazon.

Finally, Whore Expertise: Paris Fashion Week

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John Galliano understands the power of the slut. Just check out the looks that came down the Dior runway today!

From the sumersaults-in-bed hairstyles to the over-applied eyemakeup to the lingerie-inspired frocks where silk, lace and feathers were kings; the Tea Room couldn't be happier.

As much as we love New York, the Tea Room has a feeling that Paris might emerge as the true leaders of Whore Fashion this season.

Merci John Galliano!