Hellllp!!! It's 1991!

After being replaced 20 years ago, Claudia Schiffer will return as the face of Chanel. Seems there are no Supermodels under 35 that can fill the void.

The Bridget Bardot look-alike held her original position for five years until 1996. The Tea Room wonders if Claudia has regained her youthful deweyness by partaking in Swiss lamb-cell injections made popular by Eleanor Lambert and Ivana Trump.

Old Friend of the Whorehouse Celebrates a Birthday!

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Once upon a time, Whorehouse Press Pimps I.M. and D.W. toiled away in Eleanor Lambert's office on such clients as Tiffany & Co., Fernando Sanchez, Joan & David (the shoes people!), all while fondling the gorgey jewels of Verdura.

In celebrating its 70th anniversary this month, Verdura is releasing a limited edition piece, the Icon Bracelet, which is an homage to founder Fulco Santostefano della Cerda, Duke of Verdura, known as Fulco di Verdura. The style is a combination of Verdura's most popular charms on its rope chain and only 100 will be produced, each featuring the signature V logo, Verdura seashell, wrapped heart, comedy and tragedy mask, Maltese Cross and chessman.

There is also a retrospective exhibition "Verdura: The Life and Work of a Master Jeweler," beginning November 16th at the Houston Museum of Natural Science.

Hmmm ... should the Whorehouse go for a celebrity product placement on Loho?