Thanks to first-rate Press Pimp Norah Lawlor, Andrew I’m-so-rich-I-Need-To-Be-Famous Borrok wins the very first Media Whore of The Week Award! Andrew’s latest hit was when The New York Post called him “The Jay Gatsby-ish bachelor – who made a fortune in real estate.” The Norah/Andrew Strategy: Throw party after party at Andrew's Hampton’s house, thus ensuring that this tireless Media Whore will be hot enough to make a big splash with a new French restaurant he plans to open downtown.
Speaking of splash, Andrew's most recent house party treated guests to his pool water dyed Barney-purple (look closely at photo above), though it was intended to look like wine in honor of pal Lorraine Bracco’s new label. Some guests actually thought they were at a Crayola test site. But don’t laugh … all of Andrew’s efforts - in the form of huge cash payouts to Norah - have paid off: He’s capped his publicity success with an article in this Sunday’s Styles Section of the New York Times AND has a new Playboy model on his arm!
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