More Paris News!

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After keeping a low profile, saving drunk elephants and doing charity work a la Angelina Jolie, the Tea Room was worried that Paris Hilton may have lost her Whore juice. Then we learned about her tantrum backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show we were happy ... umm saddened ... to get word that she threw yet another one at the The Beverly Hills Hotel salon and refused to pay $1400 for the DreamCatchers hair extensions being woven into her head. She felt that she was their "muse" and so the mortified salon manager allowed his "muse" to only pay half price.

There's our trusted Media Whore!

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While backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show, Paris Hilton was up to her usual pre-jail Media Whore tricks. First she threw a little fit, stealing a dress to be worn by another model. Moments later, in tramped Naomi Campbell who did the same EXACT thing to Paris, leaving La Hilton naked.

Fortunately, her birthday suit is her favorite outfit.

Paris Hilton Shunned to Korea

No more Simple Life. No more Sex Tapes. No more paparazzi waiting at the gates.

Thus, Paris Hilton has renewed her contract to be the face for Fila Korea, the South Korean sportswear 'giant.'

The one-year deal is worth a meager $1 million.

"I am very excited to be here, a great market for me. I think the Korean market is great for me," said the heiress.

Paris, if this fails, there's always Cuba. We hear Fidel is a big fan.

Retailers Cut 6,500 Jobs. Loho's fault.

More economic bad news, Media Whores:

The Tea Room overheard that U.S. department and specialty stores have cut a combined 6,500 jobs just last month!

Could this be a direct effect of Paris, Loho, Nicole and Britney being too wasted to shop?

Was Ist Das?

Or, as we say in the new country, what is this?? The Tea Room thinks that Paris is in some way trying to repent for her "sins," as if driving under the influence and having sex on tape warrants dressing like a Mexican housewife.

Come back Media Whore! When you make it back to Slutsville we will happily crown you Media Whore of the Week.

Wedding Bells in the Tea Room!

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Two Media Whores Collide!

Pam Anderson married Rick Salomon last nite on the Vegas Strip.

Now, we all know Media Whore Hall-of-Famer Pam. But you may not realize that you already know Rick too. He made his Media Whore debut in the Paris Hilton sex tape! The Tea Room couldn't have planned it better. Now he's following up that hook with a marriage to a Super Whore.

Superbly done!