Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Hilary Swank and Demi Moore Backstage at Miss Sixty



We've noticed that Hilary has vastly improved her Media Whore skills lately. The Tea Room loves Hilary's slutty shirt, flowing hair, toothy smile. Demi... what the heck's going on? Where has our pole-dancing, gyrating, show-it-if-you-got-it Hollywood diva gone? Why when we see you now do you look like a cross between Tuesday from the Adam's Family and that mean buyer from Barney's? Is it that you've had so much botox that you are unable to move your face? It is still no excuse for covering up that expensive flesh. Ashton can't be turned on; we know we're not.

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