Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Overheard in L.A.



David Duchovny talking to Unknown Media Whore at the afterparty for "Things We Lost in the Fire" in L.A.

DAVID: "Paula, it's been so long!"

UKNOWN M.W.: "Why are you calling me Paula?"

DAVID: "Because that's your name. Though I have to tell ya honey, you're looking a little round in the middle."

UNKNOWN M.W.: "I'm pregnant, you idiot."

DAVID: "Oh, wow! Who's the lucky American Idol contestant who can now put 'daddy' on his resume?"

UKNOWN M.W.: "I don't know who he is, but unlike you, I would guarantee that he knows I'm Halle Berry."

DAVID: "You're cute. I was just fucking with you."