TROLLS

photo: FashionWeekDaily/swan

Thanks to Viktor & Rolf, Balenciaga and Issey Miyake, we took a WILD acid trip in Paris today.

First, we wrestled with a turnip troll while listening to Mozart's Violin Concerto No.2; the turnip troll was quite nasty and ruined a perfectly functioning Stradivarius by splashing turnip juice all over our instrument and our pretty Viktor & Rolf concert gown. See top left for visual.

Pissed off, we took a much-needed romp to the Moon to do some test runs with our new Lunar Landing Module, which thanks to Balenciaga's krypton-coated space suit, is able to be manned outside our spaceship without an oxygen-supplying helmet. Top right shows krypton-coated suit.

Unfortunately, we came back from our trip and now look like the Issey Miyake model, above.