Up Your Slut Factor LOSERS of the Day

Renee Zellweger in NY

If you're nutty and you know it dress like this. Why does she look like she's got Turret's? This is a woman you want to put in a padded room in a straight jacket so we don't have to watch her twist her body in an attempt to be sexy. THIS IS NOT HOT.
Brooke Shields & Mandy Moore at a party for Huny Slonem's new book 'Pleasure Palaces'

The Tea Room is in a musical mood. The song for this photo would be: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, babies, you give brunettes a bad name! You look more boring than 10 days of rain, you give brunettes a bad name!
Mira Sorvino at the Roberto Cavelli @ H&M launch party in Italy

No song, just three words Mira needs to hear: TAPE YOUR TITS

Gweneth takes Apple and Moses to the park in Spain

Back to music: It's raining, it's pouring, mommy feels so boring...went to bed with a hole in my head and put a hideous towel over it in the morning..