photos: startratsphoto.comHere's Tori Spelling guest hosting The Pussycat Dolls at Pure. As a true Media Whore-wannabe, Tori knows that the ONLY chance she has of getting her picture published is by Upping Her Slut Factor. Though the photo is mildly disgusting, the Tea Room applauds her efforts and wishes Tori would share some of her tramp-wear with ... you guessed it ... Demi Moore.
Here's Demi at the 55th San Sebastion Film Festival. She looks like she's going to a funeral in Palermo. Where is our midriff-bearing, breast-flashing 'Striptease' star? Why, Demi, if you have a boyfriend that is half your age, are you dressing like his mother?
Imagine if we took the slutty cells from Tori and transplanted them back into Demi. Instant Media Whore transformation! Boy do we miss Demi Whore.
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