images by ANG via Fame PicturesHere's Media Whore extraordinaire Victoria Beckham doing a photo shoot in Paris yesterday. Vicki perfectly illustrates three top Media Whore mantras, as follows:
1. Dress like a whore when in front of cameras.
2. Starve yourself to impossible thinness.
3. No matter how ugly you are, you will always attract attention away from your ugliness if you glob on makeup.
Unfortunately, the one mantra that Victoria has yet to master is the SMILE.
Vicki's absolute refusal to smile is the reason that most of the world views her as a freakish snob. Someone needs to spike her green tea with happy pills!
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