Sunday, November 4, 2007

Tyra's Media Whore Secret


Not getting enough media coverage, Tyra? If you refuse to Up Your Slut Factor, there is one other way to guarantee that everyone will take your picture: Throw on spandex. Does anyone really believe that one of the world's top supermodels would show up for lunch at Nello's on Madison Avenue dressed like this? The New York Post gleefully printed this "oops" photo this week, "catching" Tyra in her fashion faux pas. A few more photos like this and the public will be fascinated by her fall from SuperModelWhoredom, settting up the stage for her SupremelySlutty Comeback.

Bravo, Tyra!

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