C'mon Nicole.... what kind of Media Whore are you? Why won't you allow your skin to feel the cooling mist of an airbrush tanner? Why can't your breasts be freed from their Edwardian-like bondage? Why is your frizzy do upswept into a frosty bun ala the the evil White Witch from "The Chronicles of Narnia?" The Tea Room can only speculate that you are in the middle of a deep and serious depression. Shine a light on the problem, Nicole, and come out of your ice cave!
Monday, November 26, 2007
Just Out of Her Cave...
C'mon Nicole.... what kind of Media Whore are you? Why won't you allow your skin to feel the cooling mist of an airbrush tanner? Why can't your breasts be freed from their Edwardian-like bondage? Why is your frizzy do upswept into a frosty bun ala the the evil White Witch from "The Chronicles of Narnia?" The Tea Room can only speculate that you are in the middle of a deep and serious depression. Shine a light on the problem, Nicole, and come out of your ice cave!
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